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Parachute Demotivational Poster


MANS BEST FRIEND - Because you can’t strap a cat across your waist and parachute into Afghanistan.


TAGS: dog parachute war
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Mongo

sarancha - December 2, 2013, 3:38 am
There is no doubt that man did see a poop or pee.
Mongo - January 29, 2013, 5:58 pm
They wouldn't have a job when they landed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2012, 2:31 pm
*just
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2012, 2:30 pm
I saw this poster Juan now and my first thought was 'why not?......it seems my thinking hasn't changed in two years.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:45 pm
I know, seriously. For a creature who always land on their feet, they seem not to like to jump off of high places.
Mongo - May 4, 2010, 8:37 am
It's still cool...thks
espnag - May 4, 2010, 3:43 am
In fact this picture is from Narvik a town in northern of Norway. It's the Austrian special forces during a Nato drill.
boeweizer - May 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
that dog ain't big enough to jump wit me
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 3:10 pm
You can, but your equipment will look like crap when you land. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 3, 2010, 3:02 pm
Why not?


SKY DIVING RULES TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: parachute skydive army
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
oops,, sorry bout the misspell of MPsniper. Apologies.
RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
MPdsniper... thanks for the memories. Have not heard/seen it in many years.
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 3:03 am
Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo, Meee
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:33 pm
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.
MPsniper - July 29, 2011, 3:24 pm
port chalk, stand UP... starboard chalk, stand UP... hook UP... check equipment & sound off... stand in the DOOR.... 30 seconds.........
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:23 pm
lol... 5 prayers for you


Friends -


TAGS: parachute fail
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by Ernie

EyeApprove - May 26, 2008, 3:18 am
Wow, there are some really good ones tonight. 5!


PROOF OF MOON LANDING - Finally, quantitative proof that we landed on the moon.




YOU DON'T NEED A PARACHUTE -


TAGS: skydiving parachute
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - February 4, 2011, 1:35 pm
This is beautiful. Poetry even.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 1:16 pm
Life lessons at motifake. Thanks Airman.


NOTAM... NOTICE TO AIRMAN -




WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."




PARACHUTE RIGGERS - Best damn rate in the Navy...Get some!




DISCOMFORT-DOING WHAT WE DON'T WANT TO DO -


TAGS: dicomfort parachute don t wanna jump
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

MPsniper - June 11, 2011, 8:10 am
all good canopies with a couple minor low speeds, and 1 rather memorable high speed.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:50 pm
MP-- the question is "Did you have 528 successful LANDINGS?!" I've always heard it's not the fall the kills you, but rather the rapid deceleration at ground level that does one in!
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:23 pm
Classic. 5L
MPsniper - June 9, 2011, 6:41 pm
HEY.... i was the FIRST one out the door! i have logged 528 successful exits from an aircraft in flight.


SKYDIVING - BECAUSE DOING IT WITH PARACHUTES ISN'T EXCITING ENOUGH


TAGS: skydiving parachute exciting
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by almarpa

RnRollie - July 16, 2010, 11:25 am
isn't that Fort Boyard?
almarpa - July 16, 2010, 10:17 am
Hehe! Maybe
HammerofHeeb - July 16, 2010, 10:11 am
AIRBORNE!


Paragliding -




QUALIFICATIONS -




Quick Release Buckle -




parachutes -


TAGS: minds like parachutes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by skeezixmcgurk

Cannabal - April 20, 2017, 4:18 pm
That's how you Motifake, take notice people. Skeezix, well done.
concern3 - March 25, 2017, 1:38 am
Excellent, UP yours
JesusWept - March 24, 2017, 9:09 pm
Brilliant! ^^^^^Up


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